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Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.Our guests for the 6/20 show includes:
Kaseem Bentley - The enormity of Kaseem Bentley’s self-image is personified in the meticulous three-piece suit and the gigantic, patronizing, bright white smile he wears to every show. (“I look like a black public defense lawyer who’s never won a case,” he declared a while back.) He explodes onto a stage without a pause for breath between his first word and his last, berating audiences with his signature “insult comedy” honed on the Bay Area’s diverse and international crowds. He can riff with the best of them, often performing a set of only about half written material — the rest he whips up on the spot, inspired by the nearest audience members. He touches on racial stereotypes without being racist. He challenge conventions of being nice or PC on stage, yet he is able to keep the audience on his side by turning the insults as much on himself — and, of course, keeping them funny.
Kelly Anneken - Kelly Anneken is best known for producing the infamous Stud Comedy open mic in San Francisco from 2009-2011. She is now the producer of Comedy Night @ Farley’s East in Oakland, co-founder & artistic director of East Bay feminist sketch comedy troupe Femikaze, sketch writer for SF talk show “A Funny Night for Comedy,” managing editor of online humor journal Hobo Pancakes, and co-host of “Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast.” In her copious free time, Kelly also performs standup comedy, as demonstrated here. You can learn more about Kelly and her limited HTML skills at www.kellyanneken.com..
Johan Miranda - Johan performs all over the Bay Area including Punchline, Rooster Ts and Tommy Ts. https://twitter.com/johanmeeranda
Ivan Hernandez - Ivan Hernandez combines dryness and yelling to discuss the important things in life, like food, women, drugs, and comic books. Ever since beginning stand-up in his teens, his performances have been marked by a loud, sarcastic, self-deprecating wit. He’s performed at the 2011 and 2012 Bridgetown Comedy Festivals, the 2012 SF Sketchfest, the Florida Supercon comic book convention, the San Francisco Punchline, Litquake, the Purple Onion, and the first San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival. After a long stretch of living in Florida, he currently resides in San Francisco. - See more at: http://ivanhernandez.net/bio#sthash.ri7SI5hD.dpuf
Daymon Ferguson - Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. Six years of work as a lawyer have taught Daymon to truly despise lawyers. Since making the decision to quit law for comedy, he’s started to feel his soul growing back. It kind of itches.
Joe Nguyen - Subtle but sharp, laid-back yet engaging, Joe Nguyen is the smart slacker beloved by audiences for his easygoing delivery and well-written jokes. Raised in the state of Georgia by immigrants of Vietnamese and Jewish descent, Joe was destined to become a stand-up comedian. His unique perspective and likeable stage presence have made him a favorite at clubs, colleges, niche shows and private events throughout the country.  Joe is a regular at the Punch Line in San Francisco and Sacramento, Cobb’s Comedy Club in SF and Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale. He won the 2009 Russian River Comedy Competition and has been featured on KOFY TV in the Bay Area. Joe tours nationally with the Mahatma Moses Comedy Tour and was featured in the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show.  http://vietjew.wordpress.com/
Seamus Calder - A true San Francisco native, Seamus Calder was raised by a hippie and an Irishman. Combining a love of minutia and pop culture with the worldview of a 10 year old, Seamus has been performing at various venues throughout the greater Bay Area for the last few years. He can be seen performing monthly in Don’t Watch This Show Live, recently named SF Weekly’s Best Comedic Variety Show.
Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection! Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.

Our guests for the 6/20 show includes:

Kaseem Bentley - The enormity of Kaseem Bentley’s self-image is personified in the meticulous three-piece suit and the gigantic, patronizing, bright white smile he wears to every show. (“I look like a black public defense lawyer who’s never won a case,” he declared a while back.) He explodes onto a stage without a pause for breath between his first word and his last, berating audiences with his signature “insult comedy” honed on the Bay Area’s diverse and international crowds. He can riff with the best of them, often performing a set of only about half written material — the rest he whips up on the spot, inspired by the nearest audience members. He touches on racial stereotypes without being racist. He challenge conventions of being nice or PC on stage, yet he is able to keep the audience on his side by turning the insults as much on himself — and, of course, keeping them funny.

Kelly Anneken - Kelly Anneken is best known for producing the infamous Stud Comedy open mic in San Francisco from 2009-2011. She is now the producer of Comedy Night @ Farley’s East in Oakland, co-founder & artistic director of East Bay feminist sketch comedy troupe Femikaze, sketch writer for SF talk show “A Funny Night for Comedy,” managing editor of online humor journal Hobo Pancakes, and co-host of “Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast.” In her copious free time, Kelly also performs standup comedy, as demonstrated here. You can learn more about Kelly and her limited HTML skills at www.kellyanneken.com..

Johan Miranda - Johan performs all over the Bay Area including Punchline, Rooster Ts and Tommy Ts. https://twitter.com/johanmeeranda

Ivan Hernandez - Ivan Hernandez combines dryness and yelling to discuss the important things in life, like food, women, drugs, and comic books. Ever since beginning stand-up in his teens, his performances have been marked by a loud, sarcastic, self-deprecating wit. He’s performed at the 2011 and 2012 Bridgetown Comedy Festivals, the 2012 SF Sketchfest, the Florida Supercon comic book convention, the San Francisco Punchline, Litquake, the Purple Onion, and the first San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival. After a long stretch of living in Florida, he currently resides in San Francisco. - See more at: http://ivanhernandez.net/bio#sthash.ri7SI5hD.dpuf

Daymon Ferguson - Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. Six years of work as a lawyer have taught Daymon to truly despise lawyers. Since making the decision to quit law for comedy, he’s started to feel his soul growing back. It kind of itches.

Joe Nguyen - Subtle but sharp, laid-back yet engaging, Joe Nguyen is the smart slacker beloved by audiences for his easygoing delivery and well-written jokes. Raised in the state of Georgia by immigrants of Vietnamese and Jewish descent, Joe was destined to become a stand-up comedian. His unique perspective and likeable stage presence have made him a favorite at clubs, colleges, niche shows and private events throughout the country.  Joe is a regular at the Punch Line in San Francisco and Sacramento, Cobb’s Comedy Club in SF and Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale. He won the 2009 Russian River Comedy Competition and has been featured on KOFY TV in the Bay Area. Joe tours nationally with the Mahatma Moses Comedy Tour and was featured in the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show.  http://vietjew.wordpress.com/

Seamus Calder - A true San Francisco native, Seamus Calder was raised by a hippie and an Irishman. Combining a love of minutia and pop culture with the worldview of a 10 year old, Seamus has been performing at various venues throughout the greater Bay Area for the last few years. He can be seen performing monthly in Don’t Watch This Show Live, recently named SF Weekly’s Best Comedic Variety Show.

Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!

Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

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Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.Our guests for the 6/13 show includes:
Kevin O’Shea - Established in 1984 following the mergers of Steven and Cathy O’Shea, Kevin O’Shea has been one of San Francisco’s leading manufacturers of mirth, laughter, hilarity and all around good times! Kevin has been commonly described as clever, absurd, awkward but in a funny way and too smart for his own good. He has been seen on the Independent Film Chanel and ComedyCentral.com. He was featured as one of the “30 Under 30: Comedians You Should Watch” by Splashlife and Funny or Die. He is a favorite of comedy festivals such as: The SF Sketch Fest, The Burrito and Comedy Festival, Out of Bounds, and the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Go see him now as his 4th quarter productivity has never been higher.  http://kevinosheacomedy.tumblr.com/
Ken Townsend - Ken Townsend is the illegitimate child of Molly Hatchet and the Ramones, baptized in corn liquor, lit on fire, raised on a steady diet of pro wrestling and comic books. This son of a Carolina preacher woke up from a drunken blackout one day in 1997 to find himself in San Francisco, and has been trying to figure out his new surroundings ever since.
Joe Gorman - Joe Gorman is a recent college graduate with the cherubic face of a recent driving school graduate.  His clever writing and energetic stage presence give for a memorable performance every time.  He’s a fixture on the local scene and the founder of Baby Faces of Comedy Tour. He has performed at San Franciso’s Punchline, Cobb’s Comedy Club, the Purple Onion, as well as the San Jose Improv. Most recently he was a part of SF Sketchfest 2012.  He is also a stage actor, portraying Luke Skywalker in a stage adaptation of Star Wars at the Dark Room Theater and has worked with San Francisco sketch group Killing My Lobster.  http://joegormancomedy.com/
Christian Reyes - Standup started for Christian as a school project at age 17 and quickly, he became known as the hottest young comic in Northern Nevada and the Sierra Nevada foothills. While attending school at UNR, he received national acclaim as the winner of Jimmy Kimmel’s Funniest College Student contest and, as the winner of the My Space Comedy Contest, placing first among tens of thousands of entrants.
Zach Chiappellone - Zach brings it with real life humor. Speaking on the trials and tribulations of growing up in a Moroccan household, Zach Chiappellone brings the funny in a real way. He is an up and coming SF comedian, who is sure to make waves
Christopher John - https://www.facebook.com/christopher.john.7773
Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection! Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.

Our guests for the 6/13 show includes:

Kevin O’Shea - Established in 1984 following the mergers of Steven and Cathy O’Shea, Kevin O’Shea has been one of San Francisco’s leading manufacturers of mirth, laughter, hilarity and all around good times! Kevin has been commonly described as clever, absurd, awkward but in a funny way and too smart for his own good. He has been seen on the Independent Film Chanel and ComedyCentral.com. He was featured as one of the “30 Under 30: Comedians You Should Watch” by Splashlife and Funny or Die. He is a favorite of comedy festivals such as: The SF Sketch Fest, The Burrito and Comedy Festival, Out of Bounds, and the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Go see him now as his 4th quarter productivity has never been higher.  http://kevinosheacomedy.tumblr.com/

Ken Townsend - Ken Townsend is the illegitimate child of Molly Hatchet and the Ramones, baptized in corn liquor, lit on fire, raised on a steady diet of pro wrestling and comic books. This son of a Carolina preacher woke up from a drunken blackout one day in 1997 to find himself in San Francisco, and has been trying to figure out his new surroundings ever since.

Joe Gorman - Joe Gorman is a recent college graduate with the cherubic face of a recent driving school graduate.  His clever writing and energetic stage presence give for a memorable performance every time.  He’s a fixture on the local scene and the founder of Baby Faces of Comedy Tour. He has performed at San Franciso’s Punchline, Cobb’s Comedy Club, the Purple Onion, as well as the San Jose Improv. Most recently he was a part of SF Sketchfest 2012.  He is also a stage actor, portraying Luke Skywalker in a stage adaptation of Star Wars at the Dark Room Theater and has worked with San Francisco sketch group Killing My Lobster.  http://joegormancomedy.com/

Christian Reyes - Standup started for Christian as a school project at age 17 and quickly, he became known as the hottest young comic in Northern Nevada and the Sierra Nevada foothills. While attending school at UNR, he received national acclaim as the winner of Jimmy Kimmel’s Funniest College Student contest and, as the winner of the My Space Comedy Contest, placing first among tens of thousands of entrants.

Zach Chiappellone - Zach brings it with real life humor. Speaking on the trials and tribulations of growing up in a Moroccan household, Zach Chiappellone brings the funny in a real way. He is an up and coming SF comedian, who is sure to make waves

Christopher John - https://www.facebook.com/christopher.john.7773

Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!

Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

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Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.Our guests for the 6/6 show includes:
Matt Morales - Matt Morales has been a staple of the Bay Area Stand-Up Comedy Scene since 2002.  He is a regular performer at the San Francisco Punch Line, Cobb’s Comedy Club and has appeared at SF Sketchfest, Portland’s Bridgetown Comedy Festival and Scotland’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe. http://mattmorales.com/blog/
John Hoogasian - John Hoogasian is the best-kept comedy secret weapon. A wit honed to a razor’s edge through years of sacrifice propels Johnnie’s creative flow. Immediately accessible and fresh, Hoggie’s style is both pioneering and classic. He tailors his sets to the harmonics of his audience. His fearless on-stage adventures challenge the audience to be with him in the moments. He will engage anyone, anywhere with his own unique hand-to-hand banter. In a world fraught with real and imagined danger, he creates an escape route that invites kindred spirits along. His pathos has resonance across all of humanity.
Sam Davidoff - Sam launched his stand-up comedy career as a 14-year old middle school student during a show at his local synagogue. As the youngest headliner at San Francisco’s Punch Line Comedy Club, Sam continues to share his candid and hilariously funny world view across multiple successful comedy tours he co-created including The Young Guns of Comedy, Self-Esteem(Less) Comedy and The Avengers of Comedy. A San Francisco native, Sam has opened for comedians such as Dwayne Perkins, Nick Griffin, and Greg Proops. Sam has recently entered the new craze of button collecting and free-form popcorn sculpture. He has a high school diploma and lives in New York.
Jason Mack - Jason’s fresh, witty writing and charmingly awkward personality have made him a  rising star in Northern California’s comedy scene. His adjustment from service as a United States Naval Aircrewman into life as a struggling college student, in the “slightly less conservative” city of San Francisco, further shaped his dry, biting, and dark but silly comic voice.  His subjects vary from navigating the broken Veterans Affairs Health Care system to his father being an alcoholic woodland mammal. He produces many successful shows, including the “Operation: Funny” tour benefiting fellow veterans. He’s been showcased from coast to coast, including such famous basements as San Francisco’s Purple Onion and NYC’s Gotham Comedy Club.
Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection! Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.

Our guests for the 6/6 show includes:

Matt Morales - Matt Morales has been a staple of the Bay Area Stand-Up Comedy Scene since 2002.  He is a regular performer at the San Francisco Punch Line, Cobb’s Comedy Club and has appeared at SF Sketchfest, Portland’s Bridgetown Comedy Festival and Scotland’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe. http://mattmorales.com/blog/

John Hoogasian - John Hoogasian is the best-kept comedy secret weapon. A wit honed to a razor’s edge through years of sacrifice propels Johnnie’s creative flow. Immediately accessible and fresh, Hoggie’s style is both pioneering and classic. He tailors his sets to the harmonics of his audience. His fearless on-stage adventures challenge the audience to be with him in the moments. He will engage anyone, anywhere with his own unique hand-to-hand banter. In a world fraught with real and imagined danger, he creates an escape route that invites kindred spirits along. His pathos has resonance across all of humanity.

Sam Davidoff - Sam launched his stand-up comedy career as a 14-year old middle school student during a show at his local synagogue. As the youngest headliner at San Francisco’s Punch Line Comedy Club, Sam continues to share his candid and hilariously funny world view across multiple successful comedy tours he co-created including The Young Guns of Comedy, Self-Esteem(Less) Comedy and The Avengers of Comedy. A San Francisco native, Sam has opened for comedians such as Dwayne Perkins, Nick Griffin, and Greg Proops. Sam has recently entered the new craze of button collecting and free-form popcorn sculpture. He has a high school diploma and lives in New York.

Jason Mack - Jason’s fresh, witty writing and charmingly awkward personality have made him a  rising star in Northern California’s comedy scene. His adjustment from service as a United States Naval Aircrewman into life as a struggling college student, in the “slightly less conservative” city of San Francisco, further shaped his dry, biting, and dark but silly comic voice.  His subjects vary from navigating the broken Veterans Affairs Health Care system to his father being an alcoholic woodland mammal. He produces many successful shows, including the “Operation: Funny” tour benefiting fellow veterans. He’s been showcased from coast to coast, including such famous basements as San Francisco’s Purple Onion and NYC’s Gotham Comedy Club.

Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!

Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Check out Nightlife on Mars member Ryan Cronin voted one of the best comics to watch in 2013!

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Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.Our guests for the 5/23 show includes:
Jesse Hett - Jesse Hett is a comedian and all-around cool guy. Born in Kansas and currently based in the San Francisco Bay Area, he has performed at The San Jose Improv, The San Francisco Punchline, Rooster T. Feathers, Stanford University, UC Berkeley, UC Santa Cruz, countless bars and restaurants, a school auditorium, and a furniture store. It is not uncommon for audience members to ask Jesse to be the Godfather of their children after witnessing his smooth comedy stylings. He is a man of peace, despite being a master of all forms of combat.  http://www.jessehett.com/
David Studebaker – Dave is neither a singer, nor an actress, but he is the winner of the 2009 STC Young Comics Competition, finalist in the 2009 Battle of the Bay comedy competition and creator of the Young Guns of Comedy - a “critic’s choice” in the North Bay Bohemian and one of the longest running comedy shows in the Bay Area. His work beyond stand-up includes The Big Bris, a Remi Award winning 20-minute short he co-wrote and appears in, which was recently featured at the 2011 LA Comedy Film Festival, the 2012 San Luis Obispo Jewish Film Festival, the 2012 Palm Beach International Film Festival, and coming soon to the 2012 Breckenridge Film Festival. 
Gary Anderson – A former college athlete, Gary Anderson continues to score new fans at each of his stand-up stops. He has appeared at Hollywood Laugh Factory, San Jose Improv, Cobb’s Comedy Club and San Francisco Punch Line, and now Anderson brings his hilarious insights on college life, troubled relationships and family struggles to Tommy T’s. Audiences appreciate this up-and-comer’s charisma and relate to his clever, ‘round-the-way comedy, especially when he’s turning cultural stereotypes on their head. Gary Anderson and his funny friends will make you laugh at the absurd and silly things we all do.
Zach Garner – Zach grew up and became funny in Philly, started writing comedy in Fiji, Started performing comedy in San Francisco, moved to New York to become a professional comedian. http://www.okaycomedy.com/
Jeff Anaya - Student, Writer, Performer, Slacker, Liar. https://twitter.com/JeffAnaya
Chris Barylick - Founder of the Geek Comedy Tour 3000 and a nerd at heart, Chris uses an energetic mix of pop culture, everyday humor and tech/nerd trivia to make fun of the things closest to him. He has performed at various venues throughout DC, Maryland, New York and Virginia and on Sirius satellite radio.
Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection! Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).

Nightlife on Mars is a local comedy troupe consisting of Ryan Cronin, Adam McLaughlin, Joe Nguyen, Red Scott and Jeff Reitman. You may recognize them from local comedy clubs or as the disheveled guys at the bar. They make you laugh, and they run a kickass show at Murphy’s Pub in the Financial District of San Francisco.

Our guests for the 5/23 show includes:

Jesse Hett - Jesse Hett is a comedian and all-around cool guy. Born in Kansas and currently based in the San Francisco Bay Area, he has performed at The San Jose Improv, The San Francisco Punchline, Rooster T. Feathers, Stanford University, UC Berkeley, UC Santa Cruz, countless bars and restaurants, a school auditorium, and a furniture store. It is not uncommon for audience members to ask Jesse to be the Godfather of their children after witnessing his smooth comedy stylings. He is a man of peace, despite being a master of all forms of combat.  http://www.jessehett.com/

David Studebaker – Dave is neither a singer, nor an actress, but he is the winner of the 2009 STC Young Comics Competition, finalist in the 2009 Battle of the Bay comedy competition and creator of the Young Guns of Comedy - a “critic’s choice” in the North Bay Bohemian and one of the longest running comedy shows in the Bay Area. His work beyond stand-up includes The Big Bris, a Remi Award winning 20-minute short he co-wrote and appears in, which was recently featured at the 2011 LA Comedy Film Festival, the 2012 San Luis Obispo Jewish Film Festival, the 2012 Palm Beach International Film Festival, and coming soon to the 2012 Breckenridge Film Festival. 

Gary Anderson – A former college athlete, Gary Anderson continues to score new fans at each of his stand-up stops. He has appeared at Hollywood Laugh Factory, San Jose Improv, Cobb’s Comedy Club and San Francisco Punch Line, and now Anderson brings his hilarious insights on college life, troubled relationships and family struggles to Tommy T’s. Audiences appreciate this up-and-comer’s charisma and relate to his clever, ‘round-the-way comedy, especially when he’s turning cultural stereotypes on their head. Gary Anderson and his funny friends will make you laugh at the absurd and silly things we all do.

Zach Garner – Zach grew up and became funny in Philly, started writing comedy in Fiji, Started performing comedy in San Francisco, moved to New York to become a professional comedian. http://www.okaycomedy.com/

Jeff Anaya - Student, Writer, Performer, Slacker, Liar. https://twitter.com/JeffAnaya

Chris Barylick - Founder of the Geek Comedy Tour 3000 and a nerd at heart, Chris uses an energetic mix of pop culture, everyday humor and tech/nerd trivia to make fun of the things closest to him. He has performed at various venues throughout DC, Maryland, New York and Virginia and on Sirius satellite radio.

Draft beers are $1 off during our shows, and Murphy’s has an awesome selection!

Show takes place in a private room in the lower level of Murphy’s Pub, 217 Kearny St (b/t Sutter and Bush).